UGH, Hollywood, right?! One minute you’re on top of the world with a hit sitcom and a whole slew of bland, forgettable children’s movies, and the next you’re completely blackballed just because a bunch of snowflake producers don’t like your political views and total lack of depth or range as an actor. Just look at Tim Allen.
No actor has borne the brunt of the industry’s crusade against Republicans who aren’t entertaining or funny more than this cocaine-smuggling snitch turned entertainer. Here are five movie roles the poor guy didn’t land because of this cancel culture, and also because he just fucking sucks.
- Dr. Sean Maguire in Good Will Hunting
Thanks to the thoughtcrime-persecuting Radical Left and because Robin Williams was much, much more talented and convincing in this role than he could ever dream of being, Tim Allen was not selected to play the grieving therapist who challenges the main character’s defense mechanisms in this classic. It’s almost like conservative actors are actively being barred from making movies shittier.
- Frank Costello in The Departed
Way to go, Scoresese! You could have completely ruined this heralded crime thriller by casting a guy who somehow made a career out of grunting, but you overlooked him just because of his regressive views and inability to portray a serious character, instead choosing the brilliant Jack Nicholson and ending up with a flawless piece of cinema. I’m sure the Woke Mob is thrilled.
- Captain John Miller in Saving Private Ryan
What, Tom Hanks is able to wow the audience as this no-nonsense 2nd Ranger Battalion Captain who’s haunted by the men who die under his command, but Tim Allen can’t just because he’s a right-winger who plays the same stale, boring character in everything he does? Fuck off with your masterful direction, Spielberg, you Liberal crybaby.
- Robin Ramzinski in The Wrestler
Apparently, Tim Allen wasn’t fit for this endearing role of an aging wrestler clinging to the past as he’s besieged by financial hardship. Is it because he’s an outspoken Trump supporter, or is it because he’s completely devoid of any performative skill in his field? You might want to ask Darren Aronofsky why he made one of the best movies of the new millennium by passing over the star of Home Improvement.
- Scott Calvin in The Santa Clause
Tim Allen was snubbed again in this — oh wait, he’s actually in this one, and it’s every bit as dull and idiotic as we’d expect? Hell yeah! Score one for the GOP! Take that, you baby-butchering, blue-haired leftist freaks!
