Well, the Democrat-communist-terrorist spin machine is at it again, the ANTIFAs… they’re saying now “Oh, look at the bruise on his hand, he must be DYING!” Isn’t that ridiculous, “His hand has a bruise, his health must be failing!” You know how I got this bruise on my hand folks, little something the dems don’t know about, it’s called WORKING! Okay? I got this bruise on my hand because I peeled an orange, and entire orange, all by myself, on my airplane without any help from anyone! The average person, if they did that, they probably wouldn’t have any hand left by the time they were done, let me tell you.
I’m not talking about one of those little halo mandarins folks, those little babies practically peel themselves, even sleepy Joe could get at one of those properly motivated, no folks I’m talking about a 100% florida grown NAVEL orange, that’s right, this thing… biggest damned orange I’ve ever seen in my life, and I’ve seen some big ones in my day, let me tell you, very large oranges, this one was bigger, okay?
They said it couldn’t be done, they told me that, they said, “Mr. Trump, no president in the history of our country, any country, no one has ever peeled and orange that large, by hand, and lived to talk about it, I said, “Watch me.” Forty-nine minutes, that’s all it took me. Fastest large orange ever peeled by a sitting U.S. president, fastest orange peeled by anone really, people are saying this was the fastest they’ve ever seen an orange of this magnitude be peeled, wasn’t even that hard, not for me. A bruise. Little bruise on my hand, that’s all it cost me, most people would have perished. You give an orange like that to Hunter Biden, you see what happens! Crime. Deep state, democrat crime. It’s been proven, we know this now, crime. Sad.
Strong hands, that’s what it takes. Strong, big hands, very big hands, but you know what it also takes folks? It takes a mind. The best mind, it’s basically a test of cognition, and I aced it. I absolutely aced it, better than anybody. You give that orange to Kamala Harris, you tell her peel this orange, you know what she’s going to say? She’s going to say “I can’t do it.” That’s right, she’ll say “I have neither the dexterity nor the mental capacity to peel this orange, and I am going to starve to death.” That’s the sort of leadership we used to have in this country we were on the BRINK. Not anymore. Now we have Trump in office. We have oranges being peeled, we have the hottest country on earth, the hottest country!
Oh, real quick, we’re not doing amendments anymore.
