WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump, famous for his loud, impassioned tirades about such topics as high school trans athletes, the…
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LA MIRADA, Calif. — Kat Rapier decided to let her husband purchase a Fender Custom Shop guitar he’d been eyeing…
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Trevor Graham
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LOS ANGELES — A young couple recently sighted at a local punk show was deemed way too attractive to actually…
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Ben Friedman
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When it comes to family, I have always seen myself as the alpha lion leading his pride. And as such,…
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Tyler Roland
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local ICE Agent Arnie Blacksmith was moved to tears during the “domestic abuse” part of the Disturbed single…
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Trevor Graham
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TEANECK, N.J. — Local man Derek Logan watched the 2005 film “V for Vendetta” to experience the completely fictional story…
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Violet Meeker
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Reeking of dark energy and with a skin tone I can only describe as “Libertarian,” Michael Rappaport has unfortunately made…
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OREGON CITY, Ore. — Florida band The Schticks reportedly lost their bass player Lars “Puke Boy” Barkerton to dysentery while…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump will be firing Secretary of Homeland Security and nominating Oklahoma Senator Markwayne Mullin to take over…
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Violet Meeker
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This year's tax season is tapping you on the shoulder whilst you live through not just December, but also the…
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