Steve Packosky
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December 11, 2025
LOS ANGELES — Legendary punk band Bad Religion decided to cut costs for an upcoming tour by having lead singer…
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Dan Rice
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December 10, 2025
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Citing advancing mega-arthritis preventing him from “giving 100% every night,” Megadeth founder Dave Mustaine has announced he…
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Trevor Graham
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December 10, 2025
BRANSON, Mo. — A family of four was evicted from the home of twelve years due to a Democrat hoax…
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Charles Bill
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December 10, 2025
Wow. The cinematic world was just rocked once more as Quentin Tarantino doubled down on his previous statements on Paul…
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Steve Packosky
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December 10, 2025
ZION, Ill. — A banjo purchase by 41-year-old Stan Rukowski gave the millennial a decently affordable mid-life crisis, sources report.…
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Steve Packosky
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December 10, 2025
Look, I know what you’re thinking. “This guy’s whole identity is centered around being straight-edge, and he just threw it…
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Steve Packosky
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December 10, 2025
CLEARWATER, Fla. — A gonorrhea outbreak during an outdoor Bret Michaels concert at the BayCare Sound was somehow less unpleasant…
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Dan Katz
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December 9, 2025
Ahead of Australia’s ban on children under 16 holding social media accounts, the country has seen a sharp increase in…
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Rob Steinberg
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December 9, 2025
HOLLAND, Mich. — A Juggalo who goes by the name Ice-Dawg awoke in the hospital after being declared legally dead…
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Ryan Dondero
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December 9, 2025
Alright, you fucking shitheads. You pieces of fucking garbage shit-fuck. You absolutely diabolical, fermented excuse for human shit-fuck excrement. Christ…
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