Sarah Cortina
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GORHAM, Maine — A local punk squirrel known as Slip Nutz was found stuffing his cheeks with Wintergreen Zyn pouches…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he had deployed the National Guard to Roku City, the fictional cityscape…
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Jose Balderas
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LOS ANGELES — Local 16-year-old Nigo Pastolero was horrified to find his software developer father’s secret stash of 2000s-era streetwear…
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Steve Packosky
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It’s obvious that we are living in fraught times for our beloved Republic. Now is a perfect opportunity for us…
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Peter Woods
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local promoter Trent Lyons combined a reasonably curated three-act hardcore bill with a full touring production…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — President Trump has expanded his claims of sedition and calls for the death penalty to include any American…
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Ryan Dondero
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Dun nuh nuh nah nuh nuh nah nun nun nah nun nah yeah, Your Honor. My name is Terrence Holloway.…
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Rob Steinberg
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Fourth grader Stevie McLaughlin became the class loser for being the only student without a nasty case…
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Dan Kozuh
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DENVER — Despite living in a fully legal state, having no roommates, and being gifted a climate-controlled humidor for his…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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I hear people talk a lot these days about “wellness.” On TikTok, it’s almost impossible not to hear chatter about:…
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