Ben Friedman
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June 5, 2025
BROOKLYN — Local man Dan Flemming was forced to explain to friends why, despite a repeatedly publicized hiatus from Instagram,…
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Steve Packosky
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June 5, 2025
Welp, your sole pair of Wranglers that you wear to work, shows, dates, restaurants, and even funerals now has a…
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Steve Packosky
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June 5, 2025
FRESNO, Calif. — You expressed confusion over the band Manowar’s inability to get your girlfriend in the mood for sexual…
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Justin Cummings
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June 4, 2025
NEWARK, Ohio — Local man John Regan went on a 20-minute tirade about gasoline prices while live streaming from his…
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Ben Friedman
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June 4, 2025
If there's one golden rule that I follow, it's not letting on to anyone I work with that I'm in…
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Jason Clemence
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June 4, 2025
FRAMINGHAM, Mass. — Self-described “audiophile” and “vinyl junkie” Jerry Cordman possesses encyclopedic knowledge of the first half of countless masterful…
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WASHINGTON — The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH) revealed that ICE agents just aren’t killing themselves, despite being complete…
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Rachel Hein
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June 3, 2025
It’s Jacob’s mother’s birthday, and he wants you to know his mom is his whole world… His hero. His queen.…
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LOS ANGELES — Streaming giant Amazon Prime announced today the upcoming release of "I’m The One," an alternate-history series that…
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Zachary Wolf
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June 2, 2025
HONOLULU — Local skateboarding bulldog Excalibur reportedly pushes the board with his back legs instead of his front ones like…
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