Jacky Pritchard
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EDMONDS, Wash. — Local punk Joe Solomon suggested his friend Donald Dell ditch his crippling Zyn addiction by switching to…
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Chris Bowen
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Spotting someone in public wearing a shirt of a metal band you also like can immediately trigger a camaraderie that…
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Doug Kolic
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NEW YORK — The Chrysler Building was recently overheard complaining that it wasn’t one of the buildings targeted by terrorists…
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Tim Graham
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NORTH ATTLEBORO, Mass. — Several youths were ordered to stop playing with miniature skateboards by very small police officers outside…
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Peter Ferrarese
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Son, I remember what times were like when I was your age: the school crushes, the long, agonizing classes, the…
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Dom Turek
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RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Just days away from completing his dry January goal, local abstainer Adam Cowell gave in to mounting…
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Peter Ferrarese
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So you’ve moved out of your family home in Westchester and are starting your first undergraduate semester at Columbia in…
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Jason VanSlycke
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DENVER — Local biker gang The Chaos Crusaders was reportedly riding around town in matching outfits, captivated and deafened sources…
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Dom Turek
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Most people are satisfied with the humdrum routine of everyday life. For the average homebody, something as simple as switching…
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Rob Ryder
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OSLO, Norway — Physicists at the Goering Institute of Hardcore Physics recently discovered a new form of toilet paper thinner…
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