Ted Pillow
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LOS ANGELES — NOFX frontman “Fat” Mike Burkett held a press conference yesterday to apologize for a series of insensitive…
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Patrick Coyne
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Well it happened again. You’re irrationally angry and contemplating murder. Everyone feels the urge to kill at least once or…
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Gerry Todd
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TUKWILA, Wash. — Tukwila musicians of all genres are mourning today after the town’s only competent drummer, Jeffrey Joyce, announced…
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Julia Platz-Halter
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WASHINGTON — A new report by the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed today that the online friends you…
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Nicky Martin
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GRAYSLAKE, Ill. — At the end of a twelve hour stream last night, Manson Prate, known to his Twitch followers…
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Mark Roebuck
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TUCSON, Ariz. — A local show’s merch line was held up last night for more than 11 minutes when aging…
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Ella Gale
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LOS ANGELES — Local goth Jenny Carlisle successfully subverted cosmetic trends earlier this week by having her asshole professionally darkened…
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Lauren Lavín
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Stephen Patrick Morrissey has touched thousands of fans, figuratively speaking. Vegans love him. Your one friend who still wears Members…
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M.J. Amory
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NEW YORK — The 42nd Street/Times Square subway station was tight on space early yesterday evening after Rush drummer Neil…
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Mark Roebuck
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SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video…
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