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Worst Member of Family on Track to Outlive Everyone

Tim Graham • April 23, 2026

HANSON, Mass. — Local bigoted alcoholic Bud Cullen will likely live longer than many members of his family, according to…

School Of Hard Knocks Graduates Yet Another Class Of Racist Uncles

Ryan Danley • July 25, 2021

DALLAS — Legendary ass-kicking institution The School Of Hard Knocks celebrated yet another graduating class of macho, non-PC, bootstrap puller-uppers…