Liam O'Malley
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WANTAGH, N.Y. — Local gamer Lawrence Olson has reportedly breathed a sigh of relief following the announcement that the next…
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CJ Hernandez
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ROME — After reconstructing an ancient piece of pottery featuring various Roman gladiators categorized by their perceived strength, ability, and…
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Kevin Flynn
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EDINBURGH, Scotland — In a huge scientific breakthrough that also raises many ethical questions, geneticists at the University of Edinburgh’s…
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Mark Roebuck
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EAST LANSING, Mich. — Diddy Kong is the latest celebrity to stand accused of using his celebrity status to bypass…
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Mark Roebuck
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SEATTLE — Tyler Wendell, the latest pro Super Smash Bros. player accused of sexual misconduct, has announced that he will…
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WORLDWIDE — The Super Smash Bros. community is in shock today after dozens of people came forward with sexual assault…
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Andy Holt
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KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo released a statement this morning defending their latest patch to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, which adds…
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Joe Klein
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NEW YORK — The NYPD confirmed today that they have launched an official investigation into the controller purchased at a…
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Liam O'Malley
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MONROE, Ohio — Following a time-honored Super Smash Bros. tradition to even the score between players, local gamer and mourning…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Senator Bernie Sanders has reportedly received a mysterious white letter with a red seal less than a…
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