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Jealous Bassist Wondering Why Amp Always Gets Front Seat

Joe Rumrill • July 24, 2023

AMARILLO, Texas — Local bassist Garson Plumporthos of touring drum and bass duo Chappie’s Return is reportedly seething with envy…

We Moved Out to the Country To Eat Free Peaches and It Turns Out a Lot of Peach Farmers Have Guns and the Peaches Aren’t Free

Stephen Bell • August 30, 2022

Having grown discontent with the drudgery of modern-day life we decided to move out to the country to eat a…

Blood Might Be Thicker Than Water, but I Can Totally Shotgun This Whole Bag

Mark Bouchard • February 9, 2020

Hey dude, turn that shit off, put on that last Racetraitor record and get everyone to gather round. Why? Check…