sad Archives - Page 29 of 31

Bobby Korec • July 29, 2019

EL SOBRANTE, Calif. — Primus guitarist Larry “Ler” LaLonde quietly admitted today that he’d like to get one of his…

Mark Hassenfratz • July 20, 2019

We’ve all been there before- you’re checking out the trendy new bar in town and you really hit it off…

Collin Canning • July 20, 2019

BANGOR, Maine — A punk show scheduled for 7 p.m. last night at Lobster Prison is currently 10 hours past…

Dicky Stock • July 17, 2019

Thanks for coming into my office today. Investing your time, energy, and emotions into a potential relationship partner is quite…

Jon Wood • July 15, 2019

PEARL CITY, Hawaii — 15-year-old hipster Delia Park has fully transformed from an early fan to a harsh critic of…

John Danek • July 14, 2019

LAWRENCE, Kan. — Elderly punk “lifer” Alicia Rosenblatt came to the difficult conclusion yesterday that her decades of punk spirit…

Ted Pillow • July 10, 2019

SAN FRANCISCO — 38-year-old father and successful business owner Vince Martinez is still, despite all sound logic and reason, nostalgic…

Mark Roebuck • July 5, 2019

CINCINNATI — A benefit show held last night for St. Therese’s Children's Hospital failed to raise any monetary funds to…

Mike Moran • July 2, 2019

LONDON — Legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is completely oblivious that he will soon embark on his final string…

Anthony Kelly • June 30, 2019

LOS ANGELES — 36-year-old skateboarder Rodney Sanders found himself in a great moral predicament yesterday when he sided with irate…