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Top 10 McDonald’s Secret Menu Items, Number 4 Will Blow Your Dick Clean Off

Theia Hawkins • June 26, 2025

Holy fuck you guys won’t believe this shit. McFuckingDonald’s secret menu is real and it will change your normal dumbass…

God Uses McRib to Create Female Companion for Ronald McDonald

Jake Menez • October 4, 2020

WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged…

5 Times This Ronald McDonald Statue Gave Me Detailed Instructions on How to Murder My Roommates

Mark Bouchard • March 27, 2018

Has the Ronald McDonald statue in front of the McDonald’s talked to anyone else, or just me? He’s tried to…