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The Decemberists Finally Locate Time Portal That Will Return Them to the 1830s

Charles Bill • August 18, 2024

PORTLAND, Ore. — American indie band The Decemberists announced that they finally located a time portal that will allow them…

Folk Punk Show Audience Can’t Be Bothered to Look Up From Their Soup Cans Connected by String

Joe Rumrill • June 28, 2024

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. — The audience of a recent Terry and the Tire Irons show consisted of apathetic young folk punks…

Ticketmaster Adds New Feature Where Two Burly Guys Come To Your House and Shake You Upside Down by Your Ankles

James Knapp • August 16, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Live music extortion racket Ticketmaster recently celebrated the surprise release of a brand new feature to its…