Opinion: Hockey Is Moshing
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So, the other day my friends invited me to watch the Penguins play the Canadiens down at the arena. I’m…
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Tag: moshing
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Emotionally Withdrawn Pit Refuses to Open Up
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ST. LOUIS — An emotionally withdrawn mosh pit refused to open up despite the raw power of Swedish death metal…
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Pantera Mosh Pit Also Serves as Cop Team-Building Activity
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BURGETTSTOWN, Pa. — The mosh pit at a concert by popular metal band Pantera doubled as a team-building activity for…
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6 Tips To Ensure You’re Crowdkilling in a Humane and Ethical Manner
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So you’ve found yourself at a Desolated show, and you want to be certain that nobody other than you gets…
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Hardcore Entrepreneur Looking to Open Up Second Pit
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local hardcore entrepreneur Jeremiah Tiff aimed to open up a second pit after the successful launch of…
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Punk Comes to Sudden Realization That Moshing Pretty Stupid
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CHARLEROI, Pa. — Lifelong punk Hunter Burchuk experienced the startling epiphany that moshing is “dumb as hell” during a recent…
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Opener Claims They Loosened Pit After Headlining Band Opens It
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Opening hardcore band Musher claimed they loosened the pit during their set on Tuesday evening before headliner…
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If You Didn’t Want To Get Crowdkilled, You Shouldn’t Have Stood Next to Me in Line at the Bank While I Was Listening to Madball on My Headphones
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Ever go to a hardcore show and see those weaklings standing on the edges of the pit, just begging to…
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Man Holding Lost Shoe Above Pit Like Trophy of War
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LAKEWOOD, Ohio — Local pit boss Ralph MacQuery created a sense of chaos and turmoil when he suddenly hoisted a…
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Motherfuckers In the Back Really Wish Hardcore Singer Would Quit Singling Them Out All the Time
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SALT LAKE CITY — Local motherfuckers expressed their displeasure with the lead singer of hardcore band Big Butter for repeatedly…
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