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RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That

RFK Jr. Reminds Voters He Also Keeps a Monkey With a Handgun on His Nightstand For Self Defense If They Wanna Hear About That

By Matt Husser

NEW YORK — Independent Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reminded voters that he also keeps a monkey with a gun next to his bed…

New Evidence Suggests Monkey from “Shock the Monkey” and Monkey from “Monkey Gone to Heaven” are Same Monkey

New Evidence Suggests Monkey from “Shock the Monkey” and Monkey from “Monkey Gone to Heaven” are Same Monkey

By Tim Graham

OXFORD, England — Oxford University musicology professor Edward Gosnold discovered new details lending credence to his hypothesis that the subject of both Peter Gabriel’s and…

One Monkey With One Typewriter Recreates Every Blink-182 Lyric

One Monkey With One Typewriter Recreates Every Blink-182 Lyric

By Mark Roebuck

DAVIS, Calif. — Researchers at the University of California–Davis animal science laboratory confirmed this morning that an unattended monkey with an old typewriter has recreated every…