Kyle Erf
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KYOTO, Japan — A Nintendo press release has revealed that after decades of work as video games’ most iconic mascot,…
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Mark Roebuck
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GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Plumber, adventurer, and class of 1985 graduate Mario Mario reportedly confused the majority of his graduating…
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Discord user Michael McNeil drew the ire of a Mario fan server after failing to use spoiler…
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Mark Roebuck
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REDMOND. Wash. — Nintendo has continued its brazen litigious patterns of late, issuing a cease and desist order to your…
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Patrick Coyne
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METRO KINGDOM — Local adventurer Mario Mario is allegedly trapped inside an unsettling painting by modern artist H.R. Giger after…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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We here at Hard Drive, but also we as a culture, have spent a lot of time focusing on Nintendo’s…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Famous Nintendo voice actor Charles Martinet has stepped down as the voice of Mario after failing…
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Patrick Coyne
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By now you’ve seen the rumors: a collection of some of Mario’s greatest 3D adventures are supposedly going to be…
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Peter Casciato
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PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — Local grandma Meredith Blum has been stuck for two days on the opening screen of Super Mario…
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Kevin Flynn
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Onlookers were astonished earlier today as the mustachioed hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, collapsed in exhaustion…
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