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45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car

45 Dead After Disastrous Debut of Mad Catz Self-Driving Car

By Mark Roebuck

SAINT PAUL, Minn. — Tragedy struck today as the first public showcase of the self-driving car invented by infamous video game accessory manufacturer Mad Catz…

Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

Cruel and Unusual: Prison Console for Inmates Only Has Mad Catz Controller

By M.J. Amory

ALLENTOWN, Penn. — Alleghany County Jail admitted today, in a shocking revelation, that the XBOX it allows prisoners to spend their “positivity” token to play…

Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands

Crappy Controller Lets Friend Know Exactly Where He Stands

By Eric Navarro

ENOLA, P.A. — Matthew Bowen discovered last night exactly where he stands with his group of friends after receiving the crappy controller on GameCube night.…

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Episode 7: Contributor/Musician Jordan Breeding

This week on The Pitch Group we talk with Hard Times contributor and senior writer at Cracked.Com, Jordan […]
Goth’s Not Dead

This week on Fanboys, the guys rush to the defense of a beleaguered Bruce Springsteen, reluctantly crown a second Hall […]
Do You Princess Toadstool Take This Koopa…?

Today’s episode makes a whole bunch of no sense. Mario and Luigi go fishing, even though they have plans to go to […]
The Hard Times Podcast w/ Walter Delgado

Matt and Bill are joined by Rotting Out’s Walter Delgado to talk about prison and weight training. You know, […]
Episode 6: Hawaii Punk with Kevin Tit

This week on The Pitch Group we talk with stand up comedian and musician Kevin Tit. From Hawaii, to Germany, to […]

Opinion

Opinion: Do You All Hate Me?

Opinion: Do You All Hate Me?

By Nick Ortolani on June 30, 2019

Like, seriously. I’m asking honestly, do you all hate me? I don’t know, maybe I’m just being paranoid but I sometimes feel like you’re all talking behind my back or...

Opinion: No, You Forgot the Fucking Aux Cable

Opinion: No, You Forgot the Fucking Aux Cable

By John Danek on June 26, 2019

I can't believe we're finally heading to Ozzfest! We've been talking about this for years and it's finally happening. Where else can you find the taint-shaking talents of Rob Zombie,...

Opinion: I’m Just a Girl, Standing in Front of a Boy, Asking for His Birth Time

Opinion: I’m Just a Girl, Standing in Front of a Boy, Asking for His Birth Time

By Krissy Howard on June 23, 2019

Hey you. It’s me. I need to ask you something and I hope you’ll be honest with me. I know you’ve been hurt before by people who are quick to...

Opinion: Miles Davis Played Ska

Opinion: Miles Davis Played Ska

By John Danek on May 21, 2019

Virtuoso. Iconoclast. Visionary. Ska pioneer. These are just some of the terms used to describe legendary jazz/ska trumpeter Miles Davis. He never once confined himself to the boundaries of genre...