Reuben Blanchard
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LOS ANGELES — WeHo-based firearms enthusiast Dave Simpson recently saw a drastic uptick in popularity amongst his left-of-center friends, confirmed…
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Steve Packosky
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LA CROSSE, Wis. — Local Democrat Kevin Forrester automatically responded “STOP” to a friend’s genuine request for financial help after…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders praised their own strategy of placing “gate” at the end of Trump-led Republican crimes in the…
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Frederick O'Brien
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BOSTON, Mass. — Scientists confirmed that Democrat lawmakers’ spines are by far the softest material on the planet, and quite…
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Tim Sheard
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WASHINGTON — The Democratic Party announced their plans to respond to recent political upheaval by awarding the Book of the…
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Noah Dominguez
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Local punk Charles “Chuck” McCoy is adamant that everyone knows his hatred for hippies stems from a…
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Josh Baumgart
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AUSTIN, Texas — The Austin city government placed a bronze statue of a homeless man sleeping on a bench in…
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Ben Friedman
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This country is going to hell. Everyday there’s some new bullshit that threatens our American way of life, like Taylor…
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Dan Rice
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So, you thought you could outwit me, did you? You thought you could waltz in here and effortlessly diffuse my…
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Lauren Sewell
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LOS ANGELES – Local wellness influence Juniper "Uni" Ferdinand offered her sincerest thoughts and manifestations to the victims of another…
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