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“Lateralus” Played on Loop Overnight Causes iPhone to Become Self-Aware

Steve Packosky • July 17, 2025

KANNAPOLIS, N.C. — An iPhone 13 owned by IT professional Justin Deeling achieved sentience after he accidentally left progressive metal…

Tool Announce “Lateralus Gold” Experience Where Fans Can Pay $10,000 to Massage All Four Band Members for a Day

Tyler Roland • April 29, 2025

LOS ANGELES — Progressive metal band Tool recently announced the “Lateralus Gold” experience, which involves fans paying $10,000 to massage…

Hungry Children at Home Understand That Daddy Needed $250 “Lateralus” Parka Instead of Food

John Danek • March 21, 2024

PHOENIX — The children of the Aaronson family forgave their father Billy for leaving them with empty, growling stomachs in…