human centipede Archives

Laura Merli • March 22, 2021

ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced today that Americans who have been surgically attached to…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • March 12, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — The perverted Dr. Mario has disgraced the medical community once again after stitching together three goomba victims…

Louie Aronowitz • July 17, 2019

MUNICH — Tourist Rich Stanton, who recently awakened in a lab in Germany as the front of a human centipede,…