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Squirrel Hiding Nuts in The Ground Currently Has Better Retirement Plan Than Punk

Stephen Bell • December 5, 2021

EUREKA, Calif. — A squirrel rapidly burying nuts in the ground in preparation for the winter is now better prepared…

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Woman Quarantining with New Boyfriend Hasn’t Shit in 4 Months

Patrick Coyne • August 19, 2020

PORTLAND, Maine. — Local woman Dani Pineda has desperately hidden her humanity from her live-in boyfriend Aaron Adams by not…

IBM’s New Super-Moshing Computer “Big Trav” Becomes First Machine to Beat Human in Pit

Doug Francisco • March 7, 2017

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — IBM’s new “super-moshing” computer “Big Trav” made history yesterday as the first machine to beat a human…