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We’re Doomed: This Bank Heist Crew Said They’d Let All Hostages Go if You Can Name Every Member of Bowling for Soup and Specify if They’re Alive or Dead Without Googling

We’re Doomed: This Bank Heist Crew Said They’d Let All Hostages Go if You Can Name Every Member of Bowling for Soup and Specify if They’re Alive or Dead Without Googling

By Eric Farwell

Former cover band and current heist team, Joe G. Whiz and the Egg Heads, are saying they’ll release every hostage in this PNC Bank if…

Evil Mastermind Making Way Through Crowd Doesn’t Actually Have a Friend Up There

Evil Mastermind Making Way Through Crowd Doesn’t Actually Have a Friend Up There

By Eric Navarro

SILVER SPRING, Md. – An evil mastermind struck again last weekend, when James Banks pulled off the greatest heist of our time — sneaking into…

Bill Murray’s Sudden Promotion to Head of SEC Starting to Make Sense

Bill Murray’s Sudden Promotion to Head of SEC Starting to Make Sense

By Contributor

WASHINGTON – Reports of Bill Murray’s recent, surprising career change to Chairman of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission are suddenly beginning to make more sense,…