Mark Roebuck
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February 23, 2021
LAS VEGAS — Tragedy struck at the Bellagio Hotel & Casino today, as the squished and dismembered carcass of beloved…
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Kevin Flynn
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May 12, 2020
Fans of Sega’s iconic blue hedgehog have been wondering for years why the company has stopped distributing 1994’s Sonic the…
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Joe Tilleli
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April 16, 2020
WYNNEWOOD, Okla. — Local Big the Cat owner and G.W. Zoo founder, Joe Exotic, insists that there is absolutely nothing…
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Owen Crowlie
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March 25, 2020
Thousands of gamers across the world are providing testimonials accusing Sonic The Hedgehog water levels of giving them lifelong anxiety…
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Kevin Flynn
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May 8, 2019
STATION SQUARE — In a somber twist to an otherwise routine checkup, a doctor on call at Station Square Medical…
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LOS ANGELES — In a PR blitz designed to negate the backlash to their Sonic the Hedgehog live-action design, Paramount…
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M.J. Amory
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March 6, 2019
RUMIA, Poland — At the ninth annual Gdakon Con, furries came from all over the world to fuck each other…
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Doug Francisco
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June 25, 2018
NEW YORK — In a press conference today, American Civil Liberties Union president Susan N. Herman announced that the organization…
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Jay Petrequin
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September 17, 2017
OSWEGO, N.Y. — Sonic the Hedgehog honored the Make-A-Wish request of 13-year-old DeviantArt regular Jake Applebaum, declaring his self-created character…
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