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Looming Threat of Mark Hoppus Fucking Your Mom Becoming More Realistic by the Day

The Hard Times Staff • April 29, 2019

WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — A 20-year-old threat made by Blink-182 frontman Mark Hoppus about fucking your mom is suddenly more realistic…

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Report: Looks Like Someone is Fucking in That Car Over There

The Hard Times Staff • April 24, 2019

QUINCY, Mass. — A pair of teenagers crossing the parking lot of an abandoned strip mall moments ago report that…

The Best (and Worst) Episodes of MST3K to Fuck To

Dan Rice • January 3, 2017

Mystery Science Theater 3000 is remembered as a source of laughs, Thanksgiving day bonding, and of course, background noise to…