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Hardcore Climate Scientists Say Motherfuckers in the Back Will Be Underwater by 2038

Rob Ryder • November 9, 2022

WASHINGTON — A new study by climate scientists within the hardcore scene revealed the motherfuckers in the back will almost…

Fox News Floats in Expert to Flooded Newsroom to Debunk Climate Change Reports

Dianne Nora • September 4, 2021

NEW YORK — Fox News floated a self-proclaimed climate change expert into their flooded Manhattan newsroom Friday to assert that…

Update: Touring Band In Crisis Mode As Flood Waters Rise In Bathroom

The Hard Times Staff • November 25, 2015

DIXIE, Ga. - After a long, hard battle with their host's shower, touring band The Hammer and Nail have reportedly…