Joe Rumrill
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POCATELLO, Idaho — The boyfriend of long-suffering woman Talia Lefferts reportedly took it upon himself to point out that a…
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Ben Friedman
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CHICAGO — Local man Ken Tillman was left in shock and disbelief earlier today after learning his Grok powered AI…
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Greg Heller
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SOUTHPORT, N.C. — A veteran Southport slasher slash longshoreman is “beyond embarrassed” after botching the timeline in a series of…
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Dom Turek
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HIALEAH, Fla. — Local Netflix user Julia Owen was left contemplating her sense of self, purpose, and place in the…
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Jason Clemence
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump recently paid his respects to filmmaker David Lynch with a drawn out speech primarily focusing…
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Steve Packosky
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CHICAGO — The nation’s screen and novel horror writers resolved to continue killing every single dog that is unfortunate enough…
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Charles Bill
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POUGHKEEPSIE, N.Y. — A group of audiophiles and cinephiles met this week to compete against each other for the title…
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Scott Waldman
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Oh the ‘80s, what a maligned/permed cornucopia of bright blazers, trickle-down economics that neither trickles nor goes down, Zack Morris-esque…
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Joe Rumrill
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Local cinephile Misty Fremonta started seeing a new guy as an excuse to rewatch her favorite films…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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To any and all Hollywood butt-chuggets that might be reading this: Hi. You probably don’t know me. I didn’t go…
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