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How To Make Friends and Influence People, Fail, and Become a Libertarian Pariah

Dan Rice • June 30, 2022

Let’s face it, you are special. Your mom knows it, you know it, and you’re special. Call it the spark,…

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Straight Edge Man Beats the Shit Out of Father for Cooking With Wine

Brandon Morland • October 17, 2021

OMAHA, Neb. — Local straight edge man Hal Pemulis was arrested and booked into Douglas County Department of Corrections after…

5 Things To Claim 4/20 Day Celebrates Besides Weed Because You Are Just Mommy’s Clever Fucking Boy, Aren’t You?

Dan Rice • April 20, 2021

Well it’s 4/20 again, and all the rubes are getting stoned out of their gourds talking about how today was…