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The Next Jay Gatsby? This Asshole From Long Island Keeps Drunk Dialing His Ex

Ben Friedman • November 5, 2024

Nostalgia can be as intoxicating as the most powerful liquor. In the events of the literary masterpiece “The Great Gatsby”,…

Opinion: It’s Fine To Drunk Text Your Ex on Valentine’s Day Because It’s Too Late I Already Did It

Rebecca Acevedo • February 13, 2021

It’s fine. I am telling you it’s fine. If it will make you feel better I will already do it…

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Marty McFly Now Mostly Using Time Machine to Un-Drunk Dial Ex

Louie Aronowitz • November 9, 2020

HILL VALLEY, Calif. — Marty McFly admitted today that he now mostly uses his time machine to go back in…