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Promising Medical AI Technology Detects Disease With Unaffordable Treatment Much Sooner

Joe Matheson • September 1, 2025

SEATTLE — Researchers at the University of Washington announced breakthroughs in medical AI technology capable of detecting diseases with unaffordable…

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RFK Jr. Tells Staff Not to Bother Him Until It’s a Big Pox Outbreak

Matt Husser • June 27, 2025

WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dismissed a potential smallpox outbreak today by telling HHS staffers not to…

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Man Coming Out of 20-Year Coma Horrified World Still Hasn’t Eradicated Tuberculosis or Ska

Doug Kolic • September 24, 2024

SUNNYVALE, Calif. — A local man who miraculously woke up from a two-decade-long coma was horrified to learn that the…

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Crust Punk’s DIY Face Mask Gives Him 32 Other Diseases

Kyle Sekaquaptewa • April 3, 2020

BOULDER, Colo. — Local crust punk Aaron Beckman compromised his health this week when his self-made coronavirus facemask inadvertently exposed…

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