Todd Monitto
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March 28, 2026
ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced the final eradication of the Bieber Fever outbreak, confirmed sources.…
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Nick Brandt
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March 21, 2026
ATLANTA — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced that this cold and flu season, the general public should…
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Rob Steinberg
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November 21, 2025
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Fourth grader Stevie McLaughlin became the class loser for being the only student without a nasty case…
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Joe Matheson
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September 1, 2025
SEATTLE — Researchers at the University of Washington announced breakthroughs in medical AI technology capable of detecting diseases with unaffordable…
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Matt Husser
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June 27, 2025
WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dismissed a potential smallpox outbreak today by telling HHS staffers not to…
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Doug Kolic
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September 24, 2024
SUNNYVALE, Calif. — A local man who miraculously woke up from a two-decade-long coma was horrified to learn that the…
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BOULDER, Colo. — Local crust punk Aaron Beckman compromised his health this week when his self-made coronavirus facemask inadvertently exposed…
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