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Mitch McConnell Relieved to Learn That the Black-Robed Skeleton He Kept Seeing Wasn’t There For Him

Adam Frost-Venrick • September 29, 2023

WASHINGTON— Mitch McConnell revealed that he was “relieved” to learn that the specter of death he kept seeing slowly rambling…

Senator Feinstein Briefly Hospitalized After Altercation With Van Helsing

Patrick Sullivan • August 10, 2023

WASHINGTON—Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) was briefly hospitalized earlier this week after a reported altercation with legendary vampire hunter Van Helsing,…