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Hasbro Releases Updated Monopoly Game with Multiple Detention Centers, Higher Rents, and No Chance of Winning

Jennifer Donovan • May 4, 2026

PAWTUCKET, R.I. — Hasbro announced that they will be releasing an update to the classic board game Monopoly to reflect…

Democrats Placated By Decision to Rename Alligator Alcatraz the “Ruth Bader Ginsburg Memorial Detention Facility”

Adam Frost-Venrick • September 7, 2025

WASHINGTON — Congressional Democrats achieved “yet another satisfying moral victory” against the GOP by convincing their Republican counterparts to rename…

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Liberals Relieved to See Biden Dehumanizing Refugees with a Little Class

Dianne Nora • August 19, 2021

WASHINGTON — Centrist Democrats across the country expressed relief at seeing President Joe Biden dehumanize refugees with more decorum than…

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Fox and Friends Hosts Drink Out of Toilet to Show It’s No Big Deal

Mark Roebuck • July 3, 2019

NEW YORK — The hosts of "Fox & Friends" demonstrated how drinking out of a toilet was “completely normal” on…

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