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Experts Warn Education Cuts Could Lead to Even More People Thinking Ghost Is a Metal Band

Steve Packosky • August 10, 2025

WASHINGTON — Experts at the Department of Education (DoE) have issued a dire warning that further cuts to their institution…

Department of Education Replaced with Giant iPad Playing “Bluey”

Tim Sheard • March 20, 2025

LEBANON, Kan. — The Trump administration announced that the Department of Education has been wholly replaced by a giant iPad…

Betsy DeVos Calls for Public Schools to Be Defunded After Witnessing Rodney Mullen Do a 360 Kickflip Through Gymnasium Roof

Andy Holt • September 27, 2020

SCHOOL II — U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos demanded funding cuts after witnessing a professional skateboarder do a 360…