cut offs Archives - HARDTIMES

Joe Rumrill • September 22, 2019

TEMPE, Ariz. — Local idiot Eli Burkhardt made a fool of himself today by accidentally cutting off his jeans vertically,…

Doug Francisco • June 7, 2019

AUSTIN, Texas. — Local punk Rachel Ronson inadvertently removed both of her legs just below the knee last night while…

Courtney Paige Barnett • June 15, 2018

AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk Brittany Metz stopped dead in her tracks in front of a Gap store earlier today…