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Scientists Warn that Random Women With Band Shirts May Be Asked to Name Upwards of 8 Songs by 2050

Peter Woods • December 19, 2024

STANFORD, Calif. — Scientists from Stanford University’s Center for Social Climate Research issued a new report claiming that women wearing…

Scientists Confirm There’s No Way to Take Off Pullover Without Showing Everyone Your Belly

Matt McInerney • February 21, 2024

NEW YORK — Scientists at the Fashion Institute of Technology confirmed there is no way to take off a pullover…

Climate Scientists Warn Blue Album Could Be Completely Red by 2035

Joe Rumrill • September 20, 2023

LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Leading climate analysts at Purdue University are warning that global warming could cause Weezer’s Blue Album to…

Hardcore Climate Scientists Say Motherfuckers in the Back Will Be Underwater by 2038

Rob Ryder • November 9, 2022

WASHINGTON — A new study by climate scientists within the hardcore scene revealed the motherfuckers in the back will almost…