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Goth Parents Prepare to Tell Their Children Jack Skellington Isn’t Real

Carter Schenke • December 23, 2023

CHICAGO — Local goth couple Caleb and Adrienne Simmons recently decided to break the news to their children that Jack…

Sorry I Called the Grinch “Anime,” Please Stop Threatening My Family

Michael Gursky • December 15, 2021

Dear vindictive Japanese cartoon watchers, You know me as the “sack of shit” who referred to The Grinch as “anime”…

Opinion: If “Die Hard” Is a Christmas Movie, Why Doesn’t Bruce Willis Marry Alan Rickman at the End

John Sevigne • December 25, 2020

The debate over whether or not "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie has escalated over the last few holiday seasons…