Matt Husser
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December 24, 2024
Go through the Christmas carol canon and there are dozens of songs about wanting to to fuck Santa Claus. “Santa…
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Michael Luis
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December 25, 2023
NEW YORK — High-ranking Ticketmaster executive Chuck Dickenson reportedly charged significant fees to three ghosts who were visiting to teach…
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V.F. Thompson
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December 25, 2019
BETHLEHEM, Judea — Three magi arrived at a venue last night for the Christ child shortly after his birth, along…
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Contributor
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December 21, 2017
LODI, N.J. — A highly anticipated Christmas album from punk legends The Misfits consists primarily of songs about Halloween, multiple…
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The Hard Times Staff
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December 10, 2017
Shocking revelation alert! Talking Dead guest, Melissa McBride, who plays The Walking Dead’s badass survive-at-any-costs mother figure “Carol,” reportedly stopped…
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Ed Saincome
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June 2, 2017
There is no doubt that over the past 40 years Tom Petty has proven himself to be one of America’s…
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