Well, here we are, the McDonald’s near the park with all the ducks. No dried smears of ketchup on every other table, no divorced dads…
Frontman’s Greatest Fear Realized When Guitarist Turns Out To Be Pretty Good Singer Too
By James Knapp
SCRANTON, Penn. — Toby Louvern, lead vocalist in doom-pop band Expired Sex, was stricken with the deepest existential terror of his life during a recent…
Bottom Hi-Hat Would Like To Be On Top For Once
By Kyle Stanley
COLUMBIA, S.C. — The bottom half of a pair of Zildjian “Goon Rock” hi-hats owned by local drummer Felix Hevierre expressed a desire to have…