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Elderly Man Falls for Old “Red Hot Chili Peppers CD Stuffed into a Flaming Bag at Front Door” Gag

Chris Bowen • December 30, 2024

ALBION, N.Y. — Local curmudgeon Hadwin McKlusky fell victim to a vicious prank played by neighborhood kids in which they…

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Bag of Baby Spinach in Punk House Fridge Slowly Realizes It’s Going to Fucking Die in Here

Colleen Nerney • April 6, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — A bag of baby spinach sitting untouched in a local fridge is currently coming to the inevitable…

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Bag of Baby Spinach in Punk House Fridge Slowly Realizes It’s Going to Fucking Die in Here

Colleen Nerney • April 6, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — A bag of baby spinach sitting untouched in a local fridge is currently coming to the inevitable…

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Frustrated Farmer Tired of People Mistaking His Bags of Shit for Ted Cruz

Vince Ratti • April 10, 2021

LUBBOCK, Texas — Chicken farmer Todd Lowe admitted today that he’s fed up with the stream of people who are…