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59-Year-Old Man Is 413 in Punk Years

Patrick Coyne • January 18, 2020

STAFFORD, Texas — 59-year-old custom bathroom tile salesman John Canales was shocked to learn from his punk son yesterday that…

Punk Sommelier Recommends Pre-2015 Franzia

Taylor Roebuck • December 12, 2019

BISBEE, Ariz. — Self-proclaimed punk sommelier and admitted problem-drinker Tegan Nixon strongly recommended that wine drinkers avoid Franzia made after…