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Suspicious Lump on Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein’s Neck Turns Out to Just Be Another Ab Muscle

Mike Maher • August 6, 2023

LODI, N.J. — A worrisome lump found on legendary Misfits guitarist Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein’s neck ended up being an…

Support Waning for Friend in Recovery Now That He Has Six-Pack Abs

Matt McInerney • February 3, 2023

PORTLAND, Maine — Support for local man Kevin Davidson is reportedly waning amongst friends as they slowly realize his recovery…

How I Got Six-Pack Abs Through Hard Work and Mostly Being 22-Years-Old

Bobby Korec • February 21, 2020

Abs: Everyone wants them. No one’s got them. Except yours truly. In today’s world, there just aren’t many people willing…