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Patrick Coyne • November 9, 2020

METRO KINGDOM — Local adventurer Mario Mario is allegedly trapped inside an unsettling painting by modern artist H.R. Giger after…

Patrick Coyne • September 28, 2020

By now you’ve seen the rumors: a collection of some of Mario’s greatest 3D adventures are supposedly going to be…

Peter Casciato • September 25, 2020

PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — Local grandma Meredith Blum has been stuck for two days on the opening screen of Super Mario…

Seth Finkelstein • September 18, 2020

CLOCK TOWN, Termina — Clock Town resident and Stock Pot Inn owner Anju, 17, reported confusion today after struggling to…

Joe Tilleli • September 3, 2020

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced a collection of 3D Mario games from past generations coming to Nintendo Switch today, available…

Mark Roebuck • August 30, 2020

Released to much acclaim and commercial success back in 1996, the Nintendo 64 is a system that continues to captivate…

Giovanni Colantonio • June 17, 2020

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — A millennial gamer who grew up with Pokémon Snap is excited to play the new Nintendo Switch…

Joe Tilleli • April 2, 2020

PARIS — Panic broke out within the Louvre earlier this week when a tourist attempted to launch himself over the…

JD Lowe • March 17, 2020

ATLANTA — The Center for Disease Control and Prevention held a press conference today explaining in detail the health risks…

Andy Holt • January 29, 2020

MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Following a public outcry, auteur filmmaker Lakitu defended his decision to continue running his camera while a…