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New Study Confirms Cannabis Does Whatever the Fuck You Gotta Hear to Make You Feel Better About Yourself
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NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found that ingesting cannabis improves…
Professor X Sends Thoughts and Prayers, Killing Thousands
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NORTH SALEM, N.Y. — 2,104 people were found dead after local professor Charles Xavier used…
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