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Goth Blows Entire October Grocery Budget On Socks From Spirit Halloween Store
Caroline Smith •
October 10, 2021
HENDERSON, Nev. — Local goth Amarantha Obsidian blew her entire October grocery budget on novelty…
Local Man Thought He Saw You at That Show but Wasn’t Sure and Didn’t Want to Be Weird so He’s Just Saying Hi and Making Sure
Jimmy Adduci •
January 25, 2019
CHICAGO 一 Local man Dillon O’Hayes messaged you on Facebook early this morning to confirm…
Relapse? I Just Saw Glenn Danzig at My Goddamn Son of a Bitch Anonymous Meeting
Sidney Conant •
February 12, 2025
Following years of penning autobiographical depictions of killing babies and stealing the toes and teeth…

