Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — The nation’s fans of progressive metal band Dream Theater stormed the Capitol after the price of Real Dolls,…
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NASHVILLE — Veteran line cook Gerry Powell insisted on blaring music through his shattered iPhone 5 by placing it inside…
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John Danek
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SMITHFIELD, Ind. — A chart-blazing country pop song extolling the qualities of a small town spends most of its length…
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Steve Packosky
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BOSTON — Lifelong fan of MTV News commercial segments Randy Colefell found himself going to see thrash metal legends Megadeth…
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Steve Packosky
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FRESNO, Calif. — You expressed confusion over the band Manowar’s inability to get your girlfriend in the mood for sexual…
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LOS ANGELES — Streaming giant Amazon Prime announced today the upcoming release of "I’m The One," an alternate-history series that…
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Steve Packosky
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CHICAGO — Pregnant woman Janice Bonder found herself second-guessing her decision to bring new life into a world where popular…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Kid Rock capped off his concert at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts with a…
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Charles Bill
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans to cut much needed mental health funds for America’s clown posses, confirmed dope-ass…
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They say that “no good deed goes unpunished,” but I have another platitude to add to the mix: “no read…
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