Steve Packosky
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WINDSOR, Colo. — Online media magazine Loudwire anointed Cleveland’s Mushroomhead as the best nu-metal band named after the tip of…
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Steve Packosky
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LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Metalhead Darryl Washburn found himself getting exhausted by the constant requests from his friends and family…
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Steve Packosky
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Experts at the University of Michigan Institute for Social Research have warned that the resurgence of…
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Steve Packosky
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HEAVEN — Brock Sterling, a recently deceased metalhead and supposed fan of legendary death metal band Deicide, found himself inexplicably…
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Ben Sobieck
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MINNEAPOLIS — Noted Puscifer fan and parolee Peter Schwartz recently learned the vocalist of his favorite act has a side…
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Steve Packosky
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CLEARWATER, Fla. — A gonorrhea outbreak during an outdoor Bret Michaels concert at the BayCare Sound was somehow less unpleasant…
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Steve Packosky
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SAN DIEGO — Hatebreed fan Scott Tamowsky found inspiration in the band’s lyrics to overcome a recent charge for aggravated…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — A recent poll among the nation’s random drunk dipshits at the bar have declared 1991’s “Enter Sandman” the…
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Dan Kozuh
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DES MOINES, Iowa — Legendary Iowa metal band Slipknot confirmed Monday that it is being forced to relinquish three of…
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Zack Zagranis
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RICHMOND, Va. — Several ICE agents had their internal organs forcibly removed during a recent raid on the Slave Pit,…
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