Alfred Barnes											 
										 
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											September 9, 2025										 
									 
									
										BALTIMORE — Black metal vocalist Ben “Plaguebearer” Rockwood wreaked havoc during Wincrest Elementary’s recent Play Day following questionable face paintings…									
									
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												Steve Packosky											 
										 
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											September 8, 2025										 
									 
									
										BOSTON — An attractive woman seated across from you on the subway was probably just waiting until the right moment…									
									
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												Mark Shady											 
										 
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											September 3, 2025										 
									 
									
										COOS BAY, Ore. — Members of Shivtank made it perfectly clear that they were absolutely not cool being associated with…									
									
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												Dan Kozuh											 
										 
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											September 1, 2025										 
									 
									
										KENILWORTH, Ill. — Local metalhead Travis Garnette was dejected after failing to scare unsuspecting suburbanites while wandering around Lovelace Park…									
									
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												Steve Packosky											 
										 
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											August 31, 2025										 
									 
									
										DAYTON, Ohio — You settled for talking about Lamb of God with your coworker Nate Hollis after he heard you…									
									
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												Steve Packosky											 
										 
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											August 21, 2025										 
									 
									
										BUHL, Idaho — A book report on epic 1851 novel “Moby-Dick” by 10th grader Nick Henderson had clearly been written…									
									
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												Patrick Coyne											 
										 
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											August 16, 2025										 
									 
									
										MACON, Ga. — Panic-stricken and barely coherent GWAR roadie Miles Giodarno was spotted dashing through the streets of Macon, desperately…									
									
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												Steve Packosky											 
										 
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											August 10, 2025										 
									 
									
										WASHINGTON — Experts at the Department of Education (DoE) have issued a dire warning that further cuts to their institution…									
									
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												Steve Packosky											 
										 
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											August 9, 2025										 
									 
									
										LOS ANGELES — Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine suggested starting a “supergroup” with Metallica members James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich and Robert…									
									
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												Steve Packosky											 
										 
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											August 4, 2025										 
									 
									
										TRENTON, N.J. — Black metal band Kald Syk completely humiliated themselves by playing a song about Satan after opener Speared…									
									
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