Category: Video Games
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Anthropologists Interview Last Man Who Remembers Good Star Fox Game
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AMAZON RAINFOREST, Brazil — In a stunning development, researchers discovered and were able to document the recollections of what anthropologists…
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Guy Who Can Tell Difference Between 60 and 100 FPS Lies About Other Stuff Too
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FERNDALE, Wash. — At a recent LAN party, local PC gamer and prolific liar Chris Hartigan incorrectly suggested he could…
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Half of PUBG Players Disappear as Thanos Arrives in Fortnite
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Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…
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35 Year Old Coward Buys Strategy Guide
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ITHACA, N.Y. — Sources report that Manuel Contreras, a 35-year old bachelor, was recently recognized purchasing a God of War…
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Photographer Wins Pulitzer Prize After Getting Pikachu to Ride Surfboard
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POKÉMON ISLAND — Aspiring young photographer Todd Snap won the Pulitzer prize in feature photography after luring a wild Pikachu…
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Favored Derby Horse Vanishes After Adventurer Whistles Two States Away
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ADAIR, Okla. — Fans at today’s 114th Kentucky Derby were reportedly confused and terrified as they watched Justify, a favorite…
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Sad Incel Doesn’t Get the Hint From Uninterested Girl
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Plumber and noted loner Mario Mario has reportedly missed multiple verbal and nonverbal cues from Princess Peach,…
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Shitty Game Console Looking Forward to Retro Status
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KYOTO, Japan — Executives at Nintendo are reportedly counting the days until their Wii U console, an underwhelming system released…
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Terrified MIT Computer Scientists Hide From Roomba Hacked to Run DOOM
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Several graduate students associated with the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's Media Lab have taken shelter in a…
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