Rachel Clayton
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November 13, 2018
EL PASO, Texas — Local PETA activist Trygil Hellfist passed away today after forbidding his party members from using a…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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November 9, 2018
WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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November 5, 2018
FREE COUNTRY — Whistleblower site Wikileaks released a massive cache of unseen Strong Bad emails today, sending shockwaves throughout Strong…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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October 18, 2018
We, the GAMERS of the United States need to rise up and finally make Gamers a protected class. [embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1RE17mMOs0&feature=youtu.be[/embed] RISE…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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October 15, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Local Caucasian anime fan Martin O’Rourke ordered his sixth 23andMe in an attempt to prove that he…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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October 14, 2018
EVERETT, Wash. — Toy manufacturer Funko Pop announced today that they will be releasing a Brett Kavanaugh collectible figure this…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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October 14, 2018
EVERETT, Wash. — Toy manufacturer Funko Pop announced today that they will be releasing a Brett Kavanaugh collectible figure this…
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Mark Roebuck
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September 30, 2018
DALLAS — As the Senate race in Texas reaches a fever pitch, sources are reporting that Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke…
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M.J. Amory
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September 17, 2018
[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9BeTiRHj4I&feature=youtu.be[/embed] Video transcript: “With great power comes great responsibility.” An ultimately hollow message that rings through Spider-Man on the PlayStation…
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Louie Aronowitz
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September 5, 2018
WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders have brought in Scott Rogowsky, host of HQ Trivia, to aid in the filibuster of Supreme…
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