Joshua Hudson
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FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of…
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Dan Kozuh
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ROME — Archaeologists excavating in the outskirts of Rome made a startling discovery earlier this week that completely rewrites preconceived…
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Chandler Dean
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ASTORIA, N.Y. — Despite a litany of other explanations for his subpar performance across several local multiplayer games, local Xbox…
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Mark Roebuck
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship…
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Mark Roebuck
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STONEHENGE — A paleontological excavation has discovered that the long speculated Primal Rage dinosaur fighting tournaments were in fact a…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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SALT LAKE CITY — The collective little cousins of the United States announced a formal inquiry into what games you…
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Jakob Biddle
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ATLANTA — TBS has opted to air seminal holiday film A Christmas Story one time at .065 its normal running…
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Kevin Flynn
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Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…
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Dan Kozuh
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Another holiday season is upon us and with it comes the yearly internet argument about whether or not all 7,740…
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Owen Crowlie
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CLOVIS, N.M. — In recognition of a typo made by a friend in a group chat, Kenny Boskins has named…
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