Tyler Simpson
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KANSAS CITY, Kan. — Local gamer Collin Hackett is reportedly excited for the quarantine to be over so he can…
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Mark Roebuck
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DULUTH, Minn. — A recent invitation to her 20 year high school reunion has Samus Aran, graduate of Howard Olson…
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CARY, N.C. — Epic Games revealed their upcoming Unreal Engine 5 today, a program with such staggering capability that experts…
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Kevin Flynn
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Fans of Sega’s iconic blue hedgehog have been wondering for years why the company has stopped distributing 1994’s Sonic the…
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Johnathan Appel
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NEW YORK — Timmy and Tommy Nook, owners and operators of Nook’s Cranny, were arrested for insider trading of turnips…
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Kevin Flynn
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Promising that they would release a definitive version of the 2001 classic as soon as modern…
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Chandler Dean
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SAN ANTONIO, Texas — After using his Animal Crossing themed Switch controller exactly 10 times, local gamer Jonathan Maislin was…
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SPIRAL MOUNTAIN — A new post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice by an anonymous user was quickly identified by fans to be…
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PITTSBURGH — After many shameful years working in the underworld of Reddit moderation, local pedantic jerk Martin Thurn claims to…
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Kevin Flynn
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LOS ANGELES — In a totally surprising turn of events that we’re just as surprised about as you are, Riot…
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